Oxymoron
Front:
Einstein ponders wryly the meaning of the word Oxymoron,
defined below his feet: "A figure of speech in which
contradictory terms are combined." To the left and
right of the professor are examples of silly oxymorons:
"athletic scholarship", "congressional ethics",
"pretty ugly", "even odds", "Great Depression", "terribly nice",
and "planned serendipity".
Back:
The back has more oxymorons, with small cartoons spoofing
the play on words: "military intelligence", "freezer
burn", "junk food", "jumbo shrimp", and "political
promise". Below them is the ancient roots of the word:
"Oxymoron, from the Greek oxys = sharp, and
moros = dull / foolish"
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